The perks of living alone:
-There is no such thing as an inappropriate time to take your clothes off.
-Anything in the apartment can be a dirty laundry hamper. Here is my rocking chair hamper, my patio table hamper, my 4 chairs from the biology department hampers, and my floor hamper
-Any hour is Guilty Pleasure Pop Music Being Played Embarrassingly Loud hour.
-I can use the same knife for the jam and the cream cheese without having to feel bad about leaving crumbs in either of them and making the rest of my housemates wonder what foreign objects are now floating around in their food.
The drawbacks of living alone:
When people come over the only things I have to offer them are chairs covered in dirty laundry to sit in, embarrasingly loud pop music to listen to, and cream cheese full of crumbs.
